, James Joyce Dubliners 

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 that was the greatest scene in the whole his-
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tory of the Church.
 How was that, Martin? asked Mr. Power.
Mr. Cunningham held up two thick fingers.
 In the sacred college, you know, of cardi-
nals and archbishops and bishops there were
two men who held out against it while the oth-
ers were all for it. The whole conclave except
these two was unanimous. No! They wouldn t
have it!
 Ha! said Mr. M Coy.
 And they were a German cardinal by the
name of Dolling... or Dowling... or -
 Dowling was no German, and that s a sure
five, said Mr. Power, laughing.
 Well, this great German cardinal, whatever
his name was, was one; and the other was John
MacHale.
 What? cried Mr. Kernan.  Is it John of
Tuam?
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 Are you sure of that now? asked Mr. Foga-
rty dubiously.  I thought it was some Italian or
American.
 John of Tuam, repeated Mr. Cunningham,
 was the man.
He drank and the other gentlemen followed
his lead. Then he resumed:
 There they were at it, all the cardinals and
bishops and archbishops from all the ends of
the earth and these two fighting dog and devil
until at last the Pope himself stood up and de-
clared infallibility a dogma of the Church ex
cathedra. On the very moment John MacHale,
who had been arguing and arguing against it,
stood up and shouted out with the voice of a
lion:  Credo! 
 I believe! said Mr. Fogarty.
 Credo! said Mr. Cunningham  That showed
the faith he had. He submitted the moment the
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Pope spoke.
 And what about Dowling? asked Mr. M Coy.
 The German cardinal wouldn t submit. He
left the church.
Mr. Cunningham s words had built up the
vast image of the church in the minds of his
hearers. His deep, raucous voice had thrilled
them as it uttered the word of belief and sub-
mission. When Mrs. Kernan came into the
room, drying her hands she came into a solemn
company. She did not disturb the silence, but
leaned over the rail at the foot of the bed.
 I once saw John MacHale, said Mr. Ker-
nan,  and I ll never forget it as long as I live.
He turned towards his wife to be confirmed.
 I often told you that?
Mrs. Kernan nodded.
 It was at the unveiling of Sir John Gray s
statue. Edmund Dwyer Gray was speaking, blath-
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ering away, and here was this old fellow, crabbed-
looking old chap, looking at him from under his
bushy eyebrows.
Mr. Kernan knitted his brows and, lowering
his head like an angry bull, glared at his wife.
 God! he exclaimed, resuming his natural
face,  I never saw such an eye in a man s head.
It was as much as to say: I have you properly
taped, my lad. He had an eye like a hawk.
 None of the Grays was any good, said Mr.
Power.
There was a pause again. Mr. Power turned
to Mrs. Kernan and said with abrupt joviality:
 Well, Mrs. Kernan, we re going to make
your man here a good holy pious and God-fearing
Roman Catholic.
He swept his arm round the company inclu-
sively.
 We re all going to make a retreat together
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and confess our sins  and God knows we want
it badly.
 I don t mind, said Mr. Kernan, smiling a
little nervously.
Mrs. Kernan thought it would be wiser to
conceal her satisfaction. So she said:
 I pity the poor priest that has to listen to
your tale.
Mr. Kernan s expression changed.
 If he doesn t like it, he said bluntly,  he
can... do the other thing. I ll just tell him my
little tale of woe. I m not such a bad fellow -
Mr. Cunningham intervened promptly.
 We ll all renounce the devil, he said,  to-
gether, not forgetting his works and pomps.
 Get behind me, Satan! said Mr. Fogarty,
laughing and looking at the others.
Mr. Power said nothing. He felt completely
out-generalled. But a pleased expression flick-
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ered across his face.
 All we have to do, said Mr. Cunningham,
 is to stand up with lighted candles in our hands
and renew our baptismal vows.
 O, don t forget the candle, Tom, said Mr.
M Coy,  whatever you do.
 What? said Mr. Kernan.  Must I have a
candle?
 O yes, said Mr. Cunningham.
 No, damn it all, said Mr. Kernan sensi-
bly,  I draw the line there. I ll do the job right
enough. I ll do the retreat business and confes-
sion, and... all that business. But... no can-
dles! No, damn it all, I bar the candles!
He shook his head with farcical gravity.
 Listen to that! said his wife.
 I bar the candles, said Mr. Kernan, con-
scious of having created an effect on his audi-
ence and continuing to shake his head to and
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fro.  I bar the magic-lantern business.
Everyone laughed heartily.
 There s a nice Catholic for you! said his
wife.
 No candles! repeated Mr. Kernan obdu-
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